
You people are not going to like this. And I am so gonna love this.
You want me to talk about Robert Pattinson. You want me to wax forth about his irresistible cadaver complexion, and his Englishy English accent, and his hair, which is so vertical it can pick up radio waves from any lonely 12-year-old heart on planet Earth.
Sure, I’ll talk about him.
Here’s the truth: He is nowhere near the “hottest” twentysomething actor on the planet, at least, in the eyes of producers, directors, casting execs and me.
Outside of the bubble of tabloids—and, um, E!—Pattz has little traction with the people who count. In fact, among the power players, several other young actors are kicking Pattz’ concave buttocks…
Let’s start with worldwide bankability—the ability to sell or greenlight a movie based on name, or face recognition, or reputation. Pattinson isn’t even in the top 10.
According to the Ulmer Scale, which measures international star power, Will Smith, Brad Pitt and Johnny Depp are still the top three actors; even Will Ferrell is in the top 10, along with Nic Cage, Russell Crowe and George Clooney.
As for the under-30 set, Shia LaBeouf has way more power than Pattz. Factoring in every type of movie budget, from indie to blockbuster, LaBeouf scores a 226 of 300, compared with Zefron’s 206, James Franco’s 183—and Pattinson’s 174. And just in case you’re wondering if Ulmer’s research is outdated, these numbers came out last month.

























Are you for real?? All the people you cite as hot are old or yesterday’s news. You need to get a clue. Rob appeals to females from 8-80 and even guys think he is funny. Fans who don’t find him their type still respond to his charm, wit, honesty and humility. Rob Pattinson is a force of nature that will reshape what is considered sexy. This quirky, un-macho, sweet, moral, humble man is the sexiest man alive because of his personality, character, looks and kindness to the people.
He is so multi-talented that one can only assume that he has been blessed. I guess that being a good and moral young man who watches out for his friends, is kind and hard working —is pleasing the man upstairs.
God bless Rob Pattinson and may more young people follow his example.